A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.