You can have everything in life that you want if you will help enough other people get what they want.
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government – lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.
A free people claim their rights as derived from the laws of nature, and not as the gift of their magistrate.
Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.
I may not be better than other people, but at least I’m different.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.