In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.