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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Author: Marie Corelli
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Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.

Author: Alphonse Karr
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You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

Author: Nora Ephron
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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

Author: H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Author: Ogden Nash
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