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]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000254/feed/ There is nothing wrong with a woman… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000247/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000247/#comments Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:04:31 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=448 There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

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]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000243/feed/ I wish to thank my parents for making… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000225/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000225/#comments Wed, 21 May 2008 15:46:49 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=426 I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible…and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000225/feed/ When I told the people of Northern… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000189/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000189/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:58:09 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/000189/ When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, “Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?”

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000189/feed/ When angry, count four; when very… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000167/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000167/#comments Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:54:46 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/000167/ When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000167/feed/ I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000128/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000128/#comments Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:11:11 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/000128/ I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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