Fine-Quotes.com » Funny http://www.fine-quotes.com Something to think about Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:52:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Accident is the name of the greatest… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000435/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000435/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:22:19 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=851 Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000435/feed/ 0 To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000432/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000432/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:41:28 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=845 To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000432/feed/ 0 Just cause you got the monkey off… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000430/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000430/#comments Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:27:02 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=840 Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000430/feed/ 0 It is dangerous to be right in matters… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000420/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000420/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:34:48 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=820 It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000420/feed/ 0 I feel sorry for people who don’t… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000406/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000406/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 23:05:46 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=781 I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000406/feed/ 0 Why can we remember the tiniest… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000394/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000394/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:20:46 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=756 Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person?

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000394/feed/ 0 Unemployment is capitalism’s way of… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000391/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000391/#comments Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:48:05 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=750 Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000391/feed/ 0 I know that you believe you understand… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000389/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000389/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:39:55 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=746 I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000389/feed/ 0 The best way to find out if you can… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000386/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000386/#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:56:32 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=740 The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

]]> http://www.fine-quotes.com/000386/feed/ 0 It ain’t what you don’t know that… http://www.fine-quotes.com/000384/ http://www.fine-quotes.com/000384/#comments Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:16:03 +0000 quotes http://www.fine-quotes.com/?p=735 It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.

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