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quotes[0]='A divorce is like an amputation: you will survive it but there\'s less of you. - Margaret Atwood'
quotes[1]='You better enjoy livin\' baby, \'cause dying is a pain in the ass. - Frank Sinatra'
quotes[2]='Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success. I think you can accomplish anything if you\'re willing to pay the price. - Vince Lombardi'
quotes[3]='Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society. - Mark Twain'
quotes[4]='A person with big dreams is more powerful than a person with all the facts. - Dayle Maloney'
quotes[5]='We need men who can dream of things that never were. - John Fitzgerald Kennedy'
quotes[6]='My son is now an \'entrepreneur\'. That\'s what you\'re called when you don\'t have a job. - Ted Turner'
quotes[7]='Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. - Niccolo Machiavelli'
quotes[8]='There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain'
quotes[9]='I never did a day\'s work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison'
quotes[10]='Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein'
quotes[11]='Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Ryun'
quotes[12]='Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi'
quotes[13]='Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie'
quotes[14]='Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein'
quotes[15]='Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan'
quotes[16]='A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar'
quotes[17]='I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[18]='A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin'
quotes[19]='Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge'
quotes[20]='Leadership is unlocking people\'s potential to become better. - Bill Bradley'
quotes[21]='Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else\'s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[22]='Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein'
quotes[23]='The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and how to let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz'
quotes[24]='Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[25]='Winning is habit. Unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi'
quotes[26]='Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country. - John Fitzgerald Kennedy'
quotes[27]='Winners never quit and quitters never win. - Vince Lombardi'
quotes[28]='Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison'
quotes[29]='A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it\'s the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead'
quotes[30]='Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. - Quentin Crisp'
quotes[31]='Tell what is yours to tell. Let others tell what is theirs. - Margaret Atwood'
quotes[32]='There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. - Douglas Everett'
quotes[33]='Whether you think you can or whether you think you can\'t, you\'re right! - Henry Ford'
quotes[34]='I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau'
quotes[35]='Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden'
quotes[36]='If you wish to experience peace, provide peace for another. - Tenzin Gyatso'
quotes[37]='We all die. The goal isn\'t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. - Chuck Palahniuk'
quotes[38]='Priests are no more necessary to religion than politicians to patriotism. - John Haynes Holmes'
quotes[39]='There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction. - John Fitzgerald Kennedy'
quotes[40]='Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments. - Jim Rohn'
quotes[41]='Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie'
quotes[42]='Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. - Margaret Mead'
quotes[43]='I never think of the future; it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein'
quotes[44]='The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to be silent that they have to speak. - Baruch Spinoza'
quotes[45]='How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. - Alfred De Musset'
quotes[46]='Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house. - Henry Ward Beecher'
quotes[47]='Love isn\'t finding a perfect person. It\'s seeing an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen'
quotes[48]='Dialogue is the most effective way of resolving conflict. - Tenzin Gyatso'
quotes[49]='Necessity never made a good bargain. - Benjamin Franklin'
quotes[50]='Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner'
quotes[51]='Real nobility is based on scorn, courage, and profound indifference. - Albert Camus'
quotes[52]='The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Moliere'
quotes[53]='I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. - Victor Borge'
quotes[54]='It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. - Herman Melville'
quotes[55]='The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo'
quotes[56]='The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain. - Jennifer Aniston'
quotes[57]='It\'s not whether you get knocked down, it\'s whether you get up. - Vince Lombardi'
quotes[58]='Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers. - Voltaire'
quotes[59]='The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. - Bill Cosby'
quotes[60]='This only is denied even to God: the power to undo the past. - Agathon'
quotes[61]='The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel\'d to heaven is no artist. - William Blake'
quotes[62]='I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him. - Abraham Lincoln'
quotes[63]='I am easily satisfied with the very best. - Winston Churchill'
quotes[64]='Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people. - Abraham Lincoln'
quotes[65]='Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it\'s one of the best. - Woody Allen'
quotes[66]='It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar'
quotes[67]='Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthonny J. D\'Angelo'
quotes[68]='There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men\'s advances as long as they are in cash. - Zsa Zsa Gabor'
quotes[69]='Prosperity depends more on wanting what you have than having what you want. - Abert F. Geoffrey'
quotes[70]='I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn\'t have the heart to let him down... - Abraham Lincoln'
quotes[71]='Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds. - Henry Brooks Adams'
quotes[72]='I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein'
quotes[73]='The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr'
quotes[74]='Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. - Robert A. Heinlein'
quotes[75]='One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson'
quotes[76]='How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank'
quotes[77]='The most important things in life aren\'t things. - Anthony J. D\'Angelo'
quotes[78]='It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride. - Unknown Author'
quotes[79]='Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov'
quotes[80]='The principle is competing against yourself. It\'s about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before. - Steve Young'
quotes[81]='Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle'
quotes[82]='The more you say, the less people remember. The fewer the words, the greater the profit. - Francois Fenelon'
quotes[83]='All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza'
quotes[84]='Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security. - Benjamin Franklin'
quotes[85]='It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted. - Aeschylus'
quotes[86]='Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell'
quotes[87]='The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards. - Anatole France'
quotes[88]='Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you\'ve taken new action. If there\'s no action, you haven\'t truly decided. - Anthony Robbins'
quotes[89]='Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers. - Anthony Robbins'
quotes[90]='The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[91]='Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso'
quotes[92]='Grief drives men into habits of serious reflection, sharpens the understanding, and softens the heart. - John Adams'
quotes[93]='Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination. - Unknown Author'
quotes[94]='Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg'
quotes[95]='Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel'
quotes[96]='When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. - Victor Hugo'
quotes[97]='The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. - Vince Lombardi'
quotes[98]='Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[99]='If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I\'d spend six hours sharpening my ax. - Abraham Lincoln'
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