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(b. 1935) Three-Time Academy Award-winning American Actor, Director, Screenwriter, Author [Woody Allen at Amazon]

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To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

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I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.

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