(b. 1935) Three-Time Academy Award-winning American Actor, Director, Screenwriter, Author [Woody Allen at Amazon]
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.