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(1927-1996) American Humorist [Erma Bombeck at Amazon]

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.

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No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

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